The other day, I was scrolling through Etsy, you know, just killing time, and stumbled upon the most ridiculous t-shirt. It was a simple black tee, and across the front, in this slightly wonky, hand-drawn font, it proclaimed: Fat Ass Is Better Than No Ass Shirt. I snorted coffee out of my nose. Honestly, who -comes- up with this stuff? But then, after the initial giggle subsided, something unexpected happened. A warmth, a little squeeze of something akin to understanding, kind of crept into my chest. It wasn’t about the shirt itself, or even the fashion statement. It was about something deeper.
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The thing is, I’ve always been a bit…well, curvy. My grandmother used to pinch my cheeks and say, “Plenty to love!” in her thick Polish accent. Growing up, I remember the endless parade of diets, the magazine covers screaming about “bikini bodies,” and the feeling of constantly falling short of an invisible, unattainable ideal. There were countless times I felt shame creeping in, a voice whispering about how I wasn’t “enough.” So, to see this goofy t-shirt, this blatant defiance of societal pressure, felt like a small, unexpected act of rebellion.