We all have that one friend who simply cannot seem to manage a clock, always showing up just as the coffee is getting cold or the movie credits start rolling. If that person is you, or you are looking to buy a gift for the perpetual procrastinator in your life, the Sorry I am late I was pooping shirt is exactly the kind of cheeky wardrobe staple that explains everything without saying a single word. It is the perfect blend of honesty and humor that gets a laugh from everyone before they even have a chance to get annoyed at your tardiness.
About The Sorry I am late I was pooping shirt
This design is not meant for formal business meetings or high-stakes job interviews, though I suppose wearing it to an office party would certainly make you the talk of the breakroom. The fabric feels soft enough that you might actually forget you are wearing a disclaimer on your chest, which is probably a good thing. I personally love how it cuts through the tension of a room; nothing settles a grumpy group of friends waiting at a restaurant faster than someone walking in looking slightly disheveled while sporting this specific message. It is lightweight, fits true to size, and handles a few trips through the washing machine without turning into a crumpled rag.